I don't think it will ever become a beloved roadside attraction like The World's Largest Ball of Twine, but one man has certainly earned his place in the record books by creating the largest ever ball of chewed nicotine gum.

Let's ignore the fact that the reported 95,200 pieces that make up the ball divided by 6 years of collecting equals more than 43 pieces of gum per day, and the fact that he's kept that habit up for 9 years on top of that, and the fact that he has to heat piles of the stuff in a sauna to soften it up for addition to the sphere ...

... no, never mind. I can't ignore that. Blech.